Jonah bought this for me to perpetuate the stereotype that all girls secretly want a prince to come save them from their peasant lives.
Speaking of which, I'm SUPER jealous of Kate Middleton. I mean Catherine Mountbatten-Windsor.
Minus the weird name change.
Crazy sh*t like this makes you wonder if we should of let the Soviets win the Cold War. Wait... no it doesn't.
YOU CAN DO ANYTHING.